"Too early for cognac": 6 hits
Clearly, it's almost never too early for cognac. Intrigued, I google some other drinks.
"Too early for vodka": 231 hits
"Too early for whiskey": 247 hits... but of course I had to check
"Too early for whisky": 145 hits
"Too early for wine": 2,120 hits
"Too early for beer": 4,500 hits
The moral of this story? Oh who the fuck knows. I'm about halfway into a big ol' snifter of cognac.
(p.s. I'm back.)

7 comments:
Mmm. Cognac. Have another for me, 'kay? :)
I always fall back on "It's Five o'clock somewhere"!
Husband was just saying how he would love a glass of cognac right now.
I have a similar line to Seeking Solace. My line has always been, "Well, it's close enough to noon. Somewhere."
I hinted endlessly to everyone I know that I wanted a bottle of Macallan 12yr single malt and no one picked up the hint. And now I am sitting here starring at that snifter of cognac and wishing I had some delicious brown alcohol to sip on.
It's hard being me.
Glad to see you back, BH! P.S. Would you believe that I've never had cognac?
I also, have sadly never had cognac...sigh...Welcome back
The first time I introduced my husband to my extended family, they realized that he was coming down with a cold. My aunt without blinking an eye brought out cognac (it cures colds, didn't you know?). It was early afternoon.
Glad to have you back!
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